Lessons Learned in Cayman

General

1. What happens in Cayman stays in Cayman

2. Do what you want, when you want

3. We want what we want when we want it

4. Talking is good

5. The two bedroom accommodates a maximum of three people

6. Left is right and right is wrong

7. Never underestimate the need for an exit strategy

8. Up at sunrise

9. Even numbers are better

10. Mi casa es su casa

11. Teamwork

12. I'm along for the ride

13. OH SHIT! applies to all drivers

14. Everything changes color in Cayman go home with a glow

Sunday

15. Words with Friends can be played with the person next to you

16. Apparently there is a reason why it is good to be the lead horse, sled dog, etc...

17. The vegetable choices are white rice or rice with beans

Monday

18. Put the car in park

19. Sharks are not good navigation devices

20. New friends are good

21. Seven Fathoms

22. Try not to have an identity crisis

23. Remember where I put my clothes

24. Pack emergency supplies

25. Who said only kids do scavenger hunts? Search parties do happen.

26. Thank goodness for good Samaritans!

27. Watch where you point the flashlight

Tuesday

28. Stingrays suck hard

29. Some musical keys have better notes than others

30. Is it the world that rocks you or you that rocks the world?

31. There is a purpose for the dinner table

32. Crew members live vicariously through their divers

33. There is such a thing as a bad massage

34. Capture the flag is apparently an adult game as well

Hump Day

35. Lotion is good when applied by others

36. Mosquito bites where?

37. If two heads are better than one, what are three?

38. Every woman wants her man to be a turtle

39. Oww! My foot!

40. 0.750 is a pretty good batting average

Thursday

41. Don't sit on the iguanas

42. The best season to visit Cayman is mating season

43. Too little, too late

44. Frogger: Cayman style

Friday

45. Even in paradise, it rains on occasion.

46. Fridays night is ladies night.

47. If you don't want the answer, don't ask the question - ear muffs!

48. The Fidel Castro look is not a look to strive for

49. Who wants their feet on the floor?

Saturday

50. Will you hold my pole?

51. How does one player getting two home runs change the batting average of the team?

52. Don't hit the chickens

53. Who lives in your house?

54. I sensed you coming

55. It works better if you take it out first

56. Watch where you hold your camera

Sunday

57. PWC

58. The week has definitely had many ups and downs

59. SSSS

60. Two for the price of one

61. I only need a swallow!

62. We need human touch

63. Don't lock me up!

64. Chivalry is not dead.  It shouldn't be.

65. Pay it forward